Can you imagine being old together and looking back at this picture of when you first fell in love?
*straight couple*
Girl: “Do you have a condom?”
*lesbian couple*
Girl: “Do you have a hair tie?”
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Love this song.
It's a lesbian thing.
- <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b></b> Okay so it pisses me off when someone assumes or asks me if I want to date my best friends or have feelings for them. Do you for your friends? No. Just cause I like women DOES NOT mean every girl I see I fall in fucking love with or want sexually. Fucking ignorant bastards<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
When you find out your so called best friend had been talking shit about you to the mother of the family you use to babysit😒😒
“I’m such a tease, I’ll tell you how bad I wanna fuck you and then I’ll probably fall asleep. ”
Me: you would.
My friend: “you’d be turned the fuck on and I’d be passed the fuck out 😂”
So I spent my Saturday night skyping with a really good friend of mine and I miss her rn. She won’t respond. I’m sad and I only wanna talk to her but she won’t answer so someone message me please.
american horror story
- murder house: ghosts and truly unhealthy relationships that transcend generations
- asylum: lesbian investigative journalist dismantles an abhorrent psychological establishment haunted by a demon also there are aliens???
- coven: harry potter meets keeping up with the kardasians in New Orleans
- freakshow: literally what?? the????? fuck??????????????
- hotel: lady gaga + pansexual vampires
- roanoke: spoopy pagan goddess gets a lil kinky